notes
silly gimmick option ideas
- boing sound whenever you jump
 - tight jeans mode
    
- friction is slightly weakened
 - jumping is slightly shorter
 
 - metroidvania mode
    
- can attack things
 - enemies during level gen are randomly placed down
 
 - vertical dash mode
 - ejow mode
    
- some frames (~2?) of invulnerability when touching death
 
 - thick thighs mode
    
- enabled by default
 - attempting to disable causes the game to say “no”
 - (optional) you are then given thicker thighs