reasons things take long

just because driving from A to B takes 10 minutes, doesn’t mean it will take the same amount of time from B to A. here’s a helpful unordered list as to why that could be !!

  • traffic
  • bad rng
    • cross walks
    • traffic lights
  • one way streets
  • inexperience/anxiety in certain directions
  • car broke down mid drive
    • ran out of gas
    • flat tire, slowed car down
  • tired
  • crashed
  • got lost
    • on purpose?
  • took a wrong turn
  • hemorrhage
    • or other similar things
  • wasn’t driving the same vehicle
  • took a bus
  • low flying bird
  • low flying plane
  • eclipse you forgot about
  • wasn’t trying to drive efficiently in the first place
  • didn’t even leave; has been hallucinating
  • too much cargo
  • emotion
  • bored
  • random distraction
    • had to go shopping midway
    • helped someone fix their car
    • paid a toll
    • never noticed that cool looking thing
    • asked for directions
  • new passenger situation
  • new sober-ity situation
  • lost a limb
  • attacked by a swarm of ducks
  • have to attend a surprise emergency
  • needed a break
  • it looked really nice outside